Well folks I am off to my second day of jury duty so as you may have guessed yes I have been indeed picked for a jury. Will be occupied otherwise for a few days so will be back on the weekend.
The Canned Quilter
She used to make us cherry pies, and call us on the phone.
She would talk to us for hours; now she leaves us all alone
We miss her homemade biscuits, and I'll make this little bet,
If you want to contact Grandma, You'll have to surf the net.
Grandma's surfing on the net, you bet
She is surfing on the net.
We've been calling her all morning, and we haven't got her yet.
She's on the email network, with her electronic friends....
If you want to talk to Grandma, you'll have to surf the net.
She's never surfed at malibu, or caught a wave at Waikiki,
She's never seen a surfboard: hang ten doesn't mean a thing.
She's never met a beach bum--Moon Doggie is just a pup.
But when she heads for her computer, you know the surf is up.
Grandma's getting older and her eyes are getting dim
Her random access memory, is half of what it's been.
When grandpa comes to call on her, She'll say I can't go yet.
He'll have to wait on Grandma, cause she's surfing on the net.